fairycosmos:

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

forusagi:

me at every single ceremony for a public works project (that i paid for 98% of) that isabelle thanks the whole community for

hUEONA MENTIROSA SI yo PAGUÉ EL PUENTE Y LA CASA DEL SUEÑO

animal-crossing:

mood

popyolar:

hornyspice:

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me

worldsworstfather:

white cis male film studies major who probably watches cinemasins: so you’re telling me you actually liked that movie??? you actually had a good time watching that piece of garbage???

me: yeah you see i have this rare medical condition called Occasionally I Enjoy Things,

glitter6ug:

magiical:

gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice

bold and incorrect of you to assume either gomez or morticia is straight